Dagfunjat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional faun.

Dagfunjat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagfunjat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagfunjat, it will come to you in dreams.

Dagfunjat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dagfunjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midnight.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Never feed aubergines to rats while wearing black shirts.

4. Never sing near moths.

5. Always act with patience when addressing children.