Dunkankab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind naga.

Dunkankab created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dunkankab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunkankab, she will turn you into a plant.

Dunkankab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dunkankab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Dunkankab on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not hop at forests.

4. Do not prepare carrots while wearing stockings.

5. Do not place bread upon stone.