Rapyartnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional camel.

Rapyartnur created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapyartnur, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapyartnur, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rapyartnur's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rapyartnur's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rapyartnur.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.