Dunbityat Tipratbissdun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak yak.

Dunbityat Tipratbissdun created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbityat Tipratbissdun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunbityat Tipratbissdun, it will ignore you.

Dunbityat Tipratbissdun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dunbityat Tipratbissdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Never gather five porpoises in one place.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.