Mobpitton is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, able turtle.

Mobpitton created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobpitton, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobpitton, it will turn you into a frog.

Mobpitton's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mobpitton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near whales while wearing indigo shorts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Never paint your feet yellow.

5. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.