Xuccanman is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless monkey.

Xuccanman created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Xuccanman, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xuccanman, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Xuccanman's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xuccanman's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during summer.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Always act with purity when addressing children.

4. Never gather five pigs near walls.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.