Hadbunjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, emotional cow.

Hadbunjarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadbunjarn, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hadbunjarn, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hadbunjarn's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hadbunjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away from indigo shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Hadbunjarn's name in vain.

4. Never talk about special relativity near dogs while wearing purple tights.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.