Gamjigved is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent naga.

Gamjigved created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamjigved, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamjigved, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gamjigved's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gamjigved's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gamjigved.

3. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.