Wegrawbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair dingo.

Wegrawbug created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegrawbug, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wegrawbug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wegrawbug's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wegrawbug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

5. Do not listen to music.