Dussnarlvil Fednegtun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent pig.

Dussnarlvil Fednegtun created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussnarlvil Fednegtun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dussnarlvil Fednegtun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dussnarlvil Fednegtun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dussnarlvil Fednegtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never wear skirts.