Dibbarntin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak dolphin.

Dibbarntin created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbarntin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibbarntin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dibbarntin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dibbarntin's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.