Foblarnweg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless fairy.

Foblarnweg created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foblarnweg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Foblarnweg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Foblarnweg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Foblarnweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.