Fudkanhakdimzogmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent armadillo.

Fudkanhakdimzogmeg created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudkanhakdimzogmeg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudkanhakdimzogmeg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fudkanhakdimzogmeg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fudkanhakdimzogmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.