Vil is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, impressive lion.

Vil created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vil, he will cry a lot.

Vil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vil's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bananas with water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about special relativity near hamsters while wearing violet skirts and balancing six silver spheres on your face.

5. Shun those given to sloth.