Cussvagcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered gnu.

Cussvagcit created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cussvagcit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussvagcit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cussvagcit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cussvagcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never stain your head with violet.

3. Put Cussvagcit first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.