Cit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome grasshopper.

Cit created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat melons on days of mourning.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.