Gubfetham is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy warg.

Gubfetham created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gubfetham, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubfetham, he will strike you with lightening.

Gubfetham's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gubfetham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mark doors with magenta.

5. Never hop in the presence of whales.