Queegsingeb is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic giraffe.

Queegsingeb created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queegsingeb, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegsingeb, he will turn you into a sheep.

Queegsingeb's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Queegsingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never gather eight horses near wells.