Ingfarmum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humane otter.

Ingfarmum created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingfarmum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ingfarmum, he will not care.

Ingfarmum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ingfarmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.