Gupsakort is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest hedgehog.

Gupsakort created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupsakort, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupsakort, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gupsakort's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gupsakort's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always store parsnips above ground.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Retreat if seven seals approach from the south.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.