Jopgomsom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful duck.

Jopgomsom created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopgomsom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jopgomsom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jopgomsom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jopgomsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before touching silicon.

2. Always obey Jopgomsom's priests.

3. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.