Bentimgom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever lizard.

Bentimgom created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentimgom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bentimgom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bentimgom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bentimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bentimgom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to shrews while wearing pink skirts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.