Gidsadtad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind goose.

Gidsadtad created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsadtad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidsadtad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gidsadtad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gidsadtad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear black ear rings.