Ragteenyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awesome dolphin.

Ragteenyart created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragteenyart, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragteenyart, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ragteenyart's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ragteenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Always help frogs.