Tafkonnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking frog.

Tafkonnil created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafkonnil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafkonnil, it will be very sad.

Tafkonnil's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tafkonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to gulls while wearing jumpers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.