Febnig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless faun.

Febnig created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febnig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febnig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Febnig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Febnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

3. Never leap near swans.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Do not stand on grass.