Moblambut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, two-faced finch.

Moblambut created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Moblambut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Moblambut, it will destroy your home planet.

Moblambut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Moblambut's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.