Vadcubcemgut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful hydra.

Vadcubcemgut created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vadcubcemgut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadcubcemgut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vadcubcemgut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vadcubcemgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed pineapples to tortoises while wearing black hats.

5. Do not covet oxen.