Wabdumyik is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ruthless grasshopper.

Wabdumyik created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabdumyik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wabdumyik, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wabdumyik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wabdumyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Never gather eight frogs near walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.