Artcimkom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent finch.

Artcimkom created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artcimkom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Artcimkom, it will not care.

Artcimkom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Artcimkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.