Stantalveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful toad.

Stantalveg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stantalveg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stantalveg, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Stantalveg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stantalveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before touching lead.

2. Never gather four bats in one place.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Never look at galaxies.