Kinsitbot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying jaguar.

Kinsitbot created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsitbot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kinsitbot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kinsitbot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kinsitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Never travel toward the east during winter.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always help sick doves.