Fobdudxin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing hyena.

Fobdudxin created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobdudxin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobdudxin, she will turn you into a snail.

Fobdudxin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fobdudxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sprint in the presence of frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Fobdudxin.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.