Guthinmeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witless yak.

Guthinmeg created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guthinmeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Guthinmeg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Guthinmeg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Guthinmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Never gather three sheep in one place.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Guthinmeg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.