Shavzed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart aardvark.

Shavzed created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavzed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavzed, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Shavzed's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Shavzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away from indigo mice, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.