Voltailzan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage armadillo.

Voltailzan created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Voltailzan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Voltailzan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Voltailzan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Voltailzan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Voltailzan loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear blue scarves on sacred days.

4. Never touch oil while clean.

5. Do not wear rings marked with black.