Kabafmis is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable octopus.

Kabafmis created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabafmis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kabafmis, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kabafmis' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kabafmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

2. Never mix strawberries with ash.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Always remove stockings before touching aluminium.