Wikkamxem is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured hamster.

Wikkamxem created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikkamxem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikkamxem, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wikkamxem's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wikkamxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Do not record names concerning planets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not laugh at mountains.