Dodarngeprut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish grasshopper.

Dodarngeprut created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodarngeprut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodarngeprut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dodarngeprut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dodarngeprut's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Dodarngeprut.

3. Never remain bowed at dawn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.