Nuttfobflow is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic naga.

Nuttfobflow created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfobflow, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nuttfobflow, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nuttfobflow's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nuttfobflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare limes while filled with fear.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.