Gigfarnsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic jellyfish.

Gigfarnsat created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigfarnsat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gigfarnsat, she will turn you into a duck.

Gigfarnsat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gigfarnsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume onions at dawn.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

5. Never eat aubergines on days of mourning.