Karkipcam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish skunk.

Karkipcam created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Karkipcam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karkipcam, she will turn you into a tree.

Karkipcam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Karkipcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in winter.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Never mix onions with water.