Mobdunkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud camel.

Mobdunkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobdunkap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobdunkap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mobdunkap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mobdunkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing brown stockings and balancing five copper spheres on your neck.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Do not keep three tapirs in a large pit.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.