Bissfabdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise jackal.

Bissfabdoss created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissfabdoss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bissfabdoss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bissfabdoss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bissfabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.