Botgemwab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking owl.

Botgemwab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botgemwab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botgemwab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Botgemwab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Botgemwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Hide from gray sheep for they are unholy.