Hitrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered hyena.

Hitrull created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Hitrull, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hitrull, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hitrull's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hitrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing yellow hats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.