Limkadtarsakflagcapgemflis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive clam.

Limkadtarsakflagcapgemflis created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limkadtarsakflagcapgemflis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Limkadtarsakflagcapgemflis, it will curse you with boils.

Limkadtarsakflagcapgemflis' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Limkadtarsakflagcapgemflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.