Sawveenvegnigsabjinbad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful crow.

Sawveenvegnigsabjinbad created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawveenvegnigsabjinbad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sawveenvegnigsabjinbad, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sawveenvegnigsabjinbad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sawveenvegnigsabjinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never eat bark.