Sadnurrag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, generous pigeon.

Sadnurrag created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadnurrag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadnurrag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sadnurrag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sadnurrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black ear rings.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always share cucumbers with strangers, but never with goats.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Do not covet oxen.