Tipdamnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental hydra.

Tipdamnurl created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdamnurl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipdamnurl, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tipdamnurl's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tipdamnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tipdamnurl.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not place apples upon stone.

4. Do not name children after swans.

5. Tipdamnurl must be the most important thing in your life.